Sing to the tune of “We Three Kings of Orient Are”
Four more shingles flew off today
Doesn’t matter, who needs them anyway?
Soffits and fascia, Ashphalt or cedar
That roof is just blowing away
(Refrain)
Oh oh roof of wonder, roof of plight
roof of terror and sheer fright
Shingles leaving, I’m not grieving
Our roofer will make it all right.
