A pattern to make a knitted uterus, complete with finishing instructions :

"... Draw yarn through remaining 8 stitches and fasten. Insert dolls head or ball. Weave seam binding or ribbon through to control opening."

What exactly would you want a knitted uterus for? For your friend/family member who recently had a hysterectomy?
"Here. I made you this. Thought it might brighten your day to get a handmade, knitted uterus!"
With a card that reads, "Happy Hysterectomy! Who needs that old thing, anyway?"

Here's a pattern for a funky duct tape purse. When I was a kid, my stepdad Buzz raced boats. What do you do when you've just finished the qualifying heat, have a gaping hole in the side of your boat and want to race in the final? You gather up all the bits of your boat that you scooped out of the water, take it all back to the pits and grab a couple of rolls of Duct Tape of course! All hail the mighty Duct Tape gods! Check out some "must have" funky Duct Tape Fashions.


What kind of boat? 2.5 L Stock Inboard. Had a 2300 Cobra engine in it. I miss that boat! S-100 Circuit Breaker! (Buzz worked for Ontario Hydro).


Canadian Boating Federation

These little darlings are knit! The pattern is on the Knitty website. I just love these! I crocheted some finger puppets for Dawn's little barn bag. Now I can knit some! Do elephants go in a barn? Sure!! I'm adding an elephant to my Christmas wishlist.